Tuesday, July 3, 2012

And that's how he ended up getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.

Husband~"Was this new?"
Me~ "Did you break that?"
Husband~"It broke."
Me~"While you were using it?"
Me~"Then you broke it. That's how it works."
Husband~"Whatever. Do you have another one?"
Me~"Have you seen my left-handed scissors?"

1 comment:

Karen said...

Why do they always mess with our stuff? Today I found my nephew's arm covered in "CORRECTED CLAIM" stamps. Come on!