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Friday, July 18, 2008

That’s Deep

A few quotes from Jack Handey to ponder over the weekend-

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

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