Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Superhuman Strength

I get headaches. Lots of headaches. It is sooo frustrating. Because I get so many headaches (they sometimes last a while—days) I am ALWAYS behind. So on the days that I don’t have a headache I am usually trying to catch up. Which means doing (or hoping to do) 2 or 3 days worth of laundry, dusting, errands, you get the picture.

Today it occurred to me that I really do get a lot done on these days when I am feeling pretty good. “Imagine,” I said to myself, “how much you would accomplish if you didn’t ever have headaches!!” That’s when I realized that it would be unfair to all of the “regular” people of the world. Because it seems I have superhuman powers. The only thing keeping me from being sought out by the League of Justice is the fact that I am only able to use my powers about 4 days a week.

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